Quick Dumps…

Bathroom bumps…

Last night I went out with my homie and he ended up in the bathroom doing bumps with a Mexican cat. He became paranoid that MS13 was after him. After finally convincing him to leave I drove him home. We had to chill in the car so he could come down. The night ended with a pushup contest on the sidewalk. He owes me $200, because his Venmo wasn’t working.

Anyway. Here’s where the car is…

This feller was unpleasantly surprised when he got home.

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